Prudential California Realty
What has poor Cindy done to deserve this dubious honor?
I submit her latest listing into evidence your honor.
11306 Lakeport Dr, Riverside. This home is in the Riverwalk Development in Western Riverside. This home is 4281 sq/ft and has 5 bedrooms and 5 baths. Cindy lists the home for $849k AND IT'S AN REO! WTF is she thinking. There are several other homes in the same tract about the same size as this one for as much as 40% less!
This one For instance 11367 Pondhurst. This home is BIGGER at 4312 sq/ft. It has 4 beds and 4.5 baths and is listed for $499K. HELLO Cindy, that's $350k less than yours.... Oh, and this one is an REO also.
Then there is 11356 Pondhurst. This one is a model match of Cindy's listing but it's a short sale listed for $490k. That's $360k less than Cindy's
Finally there is 11373 Lakeport Dr. Another 4312 sq/ft, 5 bedroom, 4.5 bath home. This one is also an REO. It's not as cheap as the other 2 but it's still $180k less than our dullard Cindy's.
But wait, I would like the jury to read poor Cindy's listing before making there final judgment. It's a real gem!
"EXEDCUTIVE , 5 BEDROOMS 5 BATH HOME, MODEL PERFACT IN RIVERWALK GATED COMMUNITY NEXT TO FWY 91 & 15, THE LARGEST LOT IN A CUL-DE-SAC, WITH MOST UPGRADES, TILE ENTRY TO KITCHEN DINNING AND FAMILY RM, LRG OPEN KIT. W/ ISLAND, GRANITE, UPGRADED KIT. APPLIENCE, AND FLOORING, MASTER BEDROOM WITH EXTRA SITTING ROOM LRG LOFT, CUSTOM PAINT THROUT, UPGRADED FLOORING, BASEBOAEDS, DOUBLE DOOR ENTRY, ONE BEDROOM ONE BATH DOWN, LARGE FAMILY ROOM W/ FIREPACE. LUSH LANDESCAPING W/ LOTS OF FRUIT TREE, BUILT-IN B. B. Q. , FIRE PIT, AND MUCH MUCH MORE. MUST SEE !!!"
How many misspelled words do you count? Heck she starts off with the very first word, completely butchering it. Then of course we have the ALL CAPS, useless abbreviations and exclamation marks. My 9 year old spells better than this, can use better grammar, and can formulate a sentence. This makes my brain hurt....
Well, what say the Jury?
By the way, this is what Cindy has to say about herself on her website.
My service, experience and dedication provide motivated Sellers and Buyers with a clear marketing advantage. I know that the only way to succeed in real estate is to provide more service than you can get anywhere else. And you will get that kind of service when you work with me.
I will provide you with the personal service you deserve. Put my professional image, reputation, and business ethics to work for you.
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