Saturday, May 24, 2008
I screwed up!
17362 Woodentree Ln, Riverside is in the Victoria Groves tract. The home is 3198 sq/ft and has 3 bedrooms and 2.75 baths. This home appears to be owned by a realtor. The past sales look kinda fishy. I don't know what was going on with a $550k sale in July 07 and then another $635K sale in November of 07 ( I can't believe those are legit sales ). Now this tool lists his home for $875K to $925k!! Huh?
The listing is amazing. Here's the first sentence (and what a sentence it is).
WHY BUY A SHORT SALE OR A BANK REPO HOME THAT NEEDS LANDSCAPING , PAINT, CARPET , DOSENT HAVE A POOL , SPA, BUILT IN BBQ FOR THESE HOT RIVERSIDE SUMMER DAYS WHY COME HOME & THINK I WISH IT WAS ALREADY FIXED UP & DONE I'M RUNNING THIN ON CASH I WISH I HAD A POOL TO RELAX IN.
Ok Mr Realtard, here's why. Because those homes are $500K cheaper than yours!
Now on to one of the best things about this listing. There are 10 pictures of the home. Six of those are of the outside, three of them are of the front, one is the dog pen (yup, the dog pen!) and there are two of the pool. The remaining 4 are of the inside. In all four shots there is crap all over the place. 2 of the 4 pictures are of a pool table with crap on it and under it. There is one shot of an untidy kitchen and one shot of the back of the couch (of course with crap on it).
I don't understand what the point of this listing is. Most homes in that tract are listed around $130 s/f, with the low end REOs lising down near $100 s/f. This moron lists at $274 s/f (at his low end of the price range). This listing makes my head hurt......