NIce try, next time don't include pictures....

I was checking out the new listings tonight when I ran across this house. It's not really a new listing because I saw this house last year. The price has dropped quite a bit. I think it was listed for $499k back then and now it's at a more reasonable $325k (shorty). Anyway, the front of the house looks good. I like the style so it caught my eye and I looked at the full listing.

Here's the description,
Great home in Woodcrest with almost an acre of land---remodeled kitchen, beautiful backyard with fruit trees as well as in-ground pool and spa. A joy to show. Don't miss this one!

Ok, so it's a little light on details, but at least there are no spelling errors, it's not all caps and there's only one exclamation mark. My faith in realtors is almost restored. But wait, remodeled kitchen? really? Take a look at the pick and tell me what part of that kitchen was remodeled.

I'm guessing it's the addition of the Brita water filter, or possibly the addition of knobs to those 1980's cabinets. That kitchen is so dated it almost makes me want to bust out my Twisted Sister album and put on some eye shadow.

Sorry for that last pic, but I just had to do it ;-)